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Oct 5 06 7:49 AM

Now let me get this straight. All I need to do is to act the curmudgeon and I can snuggle on a cold winter's night? Through 4 marriages, countless relationships and thousands of dollars on booze and steak I now find that I have been using the wrong approach? Alas!

When you're up to your ass in alligators, it's hard to remember that the original plan was to drain the swamp.